So says Clay-Clay to me a few minutes ago.. now, I have to say that there is really no way to predict what constitutes bad news to a 3 1/2 year old boy. It could mean anything from "I have a cough" to "The clothes dryer is on fire". Really.. those of you with little boys know this to be true. Considering Clay wasn't crying or bleeding, I knew it couldn't be that bad.. this is what he said:
C: "Mommy, I've got some bad news for you"
Me: "What?"
C: "I've got diarrhea."
Me: Laughing. "Did you wash your hands?"
C: "Not yet"
Me: "Go do that right now." :)
4 comments:
That is so funny - I love it. Looks like he may have the Johnson IBS...ha!
Seriously! You should have followed with:
Mommy: Clay Clay, I have some bad news for you, do to your "wonderful" gene pool diarrhea is something you will have A LOT!
Followed with do you know what hemorrhoids are? Cause those are probably in your future as well! The Johnson's seem to all get those a lot too!!!
Clay Clay pic is cute, we are in count down to Kara around here!!
I love how THEIR bathroom issues become YOUR problem. Sometimes I think I get more info and hands on exposure to Davis now than when I was changing diapers.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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